Johal

N - jo-le.
1. A johal is when you fall down for no apparent reason on a basketball court, clutch a non-existant knee injury or throw passes that fall two feet short of the target and promptly get stolen

2. Method of trying to win back a sweetheart by taking copious amounts of ecstacy and knockin on her doorstep at 4am.

1. Dude, the defender was nowhere near you and you fell down?
Yeah, I pulled a Johal. Sorry.

2. "It's not too late to fix things with her."
"Yeah it is, man. You pulled a Johal. You can't repair the damage done at 4am when high on ecstasy."

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