über-wok

a wok that is so hard it can make a woman orgasm immediatly.
only known user: chuck norris

Chuck: You'll never believe how fast the woman i was wokking yesterday orgasmed

Mr T: I'm guessing our gonna tell me, otherwise i'd pity the fool.

Chuck: well put it this way, she got a real hard über-wok

Mr T: Damn! you got some nuts, chuck

Douchefag

Someone who is a douchebag, and also homosexual at the same time.

Coolguy: Hey man, have you got the time?

Ash: Let me look at my gay-beastial porn in peace, u little cunt!!

Coolguy: :| what a douchefag

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