Brolio

This word was an accident when I meant to text “brooooooooo” but my thumb hit the wrong keys so it came out “brooooliooo”.

Now it’s a hip new word to call all your closest homies. Reserve this sick work only for the people you love the most

“Hey wassup Brolio”
“Not much very close friend of mine”

“He’s such a brolio”
“Brolio, I knowlio”

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

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