Gabe Hoffman

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.

Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".

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Fromund

An abbreviation of Fromunda Cheese. The collection of filth grown underneath one's scrotum. Fromund is noted for its cheese-like odor and taste. To some, fromund can make an excellent sandwich ingredient or pizza topping.

Gabe- "Ross, you smell like Fromund, go take a shower!"
Ross- "No, I don't smell like Fromund, whatever that is!"
Ilana-"Ross, maybe you should calm down and take a shower because you really do smell like Fromund."
Ross-"Shut up!"