Tickle Town

Basically someone will say this before you get tickled harshly and I mean bad.

Man 1: Hey Man 2
Man 2: What?
Man 1: you just got a one-way ticket to Tickle Town
Man 2: NO PLEASE SPARE ME I AM BEGGING YOU!!
Man 1: too late. It’s tickle time now 😈

Pee Cock

Peeing on your own penis sitting down because you are bricked up

Boy 1: Ew, why do you you smell so bad?
Boy 2: I got the Pee Cock
Boy 1: Pea cock? The bird?
Boy 2: No you nincompoop, PEE-COCK