pum dunk

To squat over a girl, whether she is awake or not, and dunk you cock into her pum making as little effort as possible.

I can't wait to get on holiday for some pum dunking!

phwoar...I would love to pum dunk that!

Roland, with a grimace on his face, squated and dunked, then proclaimed "I am a pum dunker!"

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Liz down

A worse state than man down, to be so drunk you hit 3 on the Glasgow Scale.

The worst state of drunkeness ever seen.

"She'll be fucked if she drinks all that"..."LIZ DOWN"

"You were proper Liz down last night"

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glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

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