Boatman

(Boat-man): A giant pussy who is afraid of something that is not even real, like take for example zombies, often gets beat up or abused, often attractive, cute but not suave like James Bond, family members are usually as equally hot and sleep around.

That Boatman was running away from a unicorn the other day.

Damn that Boatman has hot sister I'd totally hit that.

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