Lamppost Homosexual

A Homosexual person.

This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.

J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"

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Carolyne

Extra sassy & very classy

Savage was created in her name sake , just by the way her name is spelt, you know she’s not your average Carol !

Heart of gold and will do anything for her family and friends... Don’t cross her or she will make sure she gets you back maybe not straight away but she will eventually ! Easy to love & easy to forget but don’t take her friendliness for weakness.... she’s a fighter till the end.

“Oh sweet Carolyne”

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