GLU

Girls Like Us
i.e Girls who are smart, beautiful, sexy, funny, cute, awesome, independent, thick, thick-slim etc.

"She's just jealous because she has no GLU qualities."
"Chicks who fight of di*ks are not GLU."

Kit-Kat

A girl's private parts

"My dress is too short, someone's going to end getting a view of my Kit-Kat."
"Do you know any spas that give vajacials, my Kit-Kat needs one."

EW

Eternal Wannabe

"She is such an EW!"
"Stop acting like you are an EW."