Cake Eaters

A derogitory term used towards those who live in Edina, Minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iPhone and their daily cup of Starbucks. Now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.

Being from Edina, I laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. I probably laughed a little too much, but that's Edina for you. I am apart of the group that think. It's more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of Tumblr... (i.e. me, and my friends)

Generic Edina Kid: "Who is getting the brand new iPhone Six when it comes out?"
*five other kids raise their hands*
(a real quote from an Edina Student)

Other Edina Kid 1: *Screams in demon voice* I AM TRAIN FEAR ME, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO

Other Edina Kid 2: YASSSSSSSSS.
Generic Edina Kid: *gives a wtf look*
Other Edina Kids: HAHAHA BE AFRAID!

Anywhere but Edina: Ugh, they are such cake eaters...
Me: OMG YOU UNDERSTAAAAAND.

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