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"Now if I remember this one, is a bunch of bullshit." -Local "Mexican" Youtuber, EddieVR.
Person: what game you playing?
Vr Person: Fnaf VR: Fnaf 1 Night 4
Person: Isn't that the hard night?
Vr Person: wut
Gregory is a homeless young boy (Evidence seen in Bad Ending, where he uses a box and a newspaper as a bed), who gets trapped inside of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex, which is a giant mall. You play as Gregory in Five nights at Freddy's: Security Breach, the 10th installment of the FNAF Franchise. The point of the game is to survive until 6 AM until the doors reopen again and you can escape, while completing different missions, avoiding different killer animatronics.
Person 1: Bro do you know Gregory?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Gregory FNaF?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the homeless kid from the hit game FNaF Security Breach? What about him?
Person 1: They ship him with Glamrock Freddy.
Person 2: Aw, that's cute!
Person 2: ...
Person 2: wait a fuckin minute
This motherfucking piece of shit is an unstoppable force. - Local Nevadan
Person1: He is so Tricky.
Person2: Is it because he is a zombie demon clown that can't fucking die?
Person1: Yes.
Three definitions for this word.
1: Being called a scaredy cat, for not doing something they dared you.
2: An offensive swear word.
3: The alternate name for a female dog.
Example 1:
Person 1: I don't want to do that!
Person 2: Stop being such a bitch and do it!
Example 2:
Person 1: *gasp* Their is that bitch Samantha!
Person 2: Wasn't she the one who spread the gossip?
Example 3:
Person 1: Yo, what pet is that?
Person 2: It's a bitch, why did you ask?
What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (REHEHEHEHEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH). Including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT!?), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and Public Indecency (REHEHEHEHEHE but faster). I will be escaping prison on, March 28. After that, I will take over the worl-
(AAAAAAOH) Greetings, Quandale Dingle here! (AAAAAAOH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHE but slower) got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FU- REAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOH!) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?!?) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (RAHHHHHOWEEEE)
Hey fellas, it's Quandale Dingle here. (WHEEEEEEEEROOOOO) I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time (heahaHAAHAHH). I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (Subway Surfers HURRRRRR). I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head (aaAAAAAHASHH). My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quangle Dangle (AARARARA) tried to eat my but during Ramadhan.
More Quandale Because it wouldn't fit:
(UUAH) Hey, Quandale Dingle here (heeeeeAAAAAHUUUU). I just escaped prison (hhhHUAAH) I am staying at Huandale Pringle's house (GEGEKGEKGEK). As I was running away from cops (WHAT!? but very fast), I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off (heahaHAAHAHH). A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison (WHAT YOU DOIN!?!). My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to creepy old guys (HUAAHAHAHA, OH YEAH).
Example Of using Quandale Dingle:
Person 1: Yo is that Quandale Dingle?
Quandale Dingle: Hey, Quandale Dingle here! (funne laugh) I am going to kill this man with Huandale Pringle.
Person 1: Wait wha-
Quandale Dingle and Huandale Pringle: *grabs ak47's and shoots Person 1*
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Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Man: I love you so much babe.
Woman: I am going to perform Cock and Ball Torture on you.
Man: YESS MOMMY