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Hot chick dimension

A plane of existence accessible only to the finest women on earth these babes are on an entirely different planet from our own they melt every room they walk in with a radiance higher than the sun look in awe but don’t touch you might get burnt physically and metaphorically. Entering the hot chick dimension requires a minimum beauty score of 9/10 both genders may count.

Matthew: James,I have depressing news to share Bethany rejected me :(

James: I mean what did you expect she’s way out of your league and even that is understating like here she is in the hot chick dimension and than there is you in loserville. I don’t know what’s sadder the fact you thought you had a chance or that you asked.

by Geiskahnawj January 28, 2020


Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one

Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019


Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

by Geiskahnawj January 19, 2020


No aim no brain

Term to describe tactical shooter(FPS or TPS) gamers who who do not possess the skill to competently wield a weapon at even an average level nor understand the mechanisms of a game past surface level understanding and oblivious of basic concepts making them inept as a player thus making them No aim no brain

Term to describe tactical shooter(FPS or TPS) gamers who who do not possess the skill to competently wield a weapon at even an average level nor understand the mechanisms of a game past surface level understanding and oblivious of basic concepts making them inept as a player thus making them No aim no brain

by Geiskahnawj January 24, 2020


Mien kampf sandwich

When a rant is so incoherent and filled with so much hard to decipher speech that it sounds like they are chewing a sandwich

David: What the hell I come to work and the first thing that happens is Becky screaming at me I couldn’t even understand what she was saying

Tom: Sounds to me like she was chewing on a mien kampf sandwich

by Geiskahnawj December 7, 2019