Hannah

A male slimy slithery parrot with a strange obsession with floog, a dessert of unknown origins, commonly bought out on Australian Christmas. If you own a hannaj, make sure to keep your feet off the floor on Christmas, or you may end up toe-less.

My hannah has been acting up recently

Carpet flogger

Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.

A patch of my carpet is missing!!
It must have been a carpet flogger!!

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Gemma

Bum
Gemma has a bum fetish and will do ANYTHING to get close to your bum. She reads books such as; where the wild buns are; the day my bum went wild and Gemma’s personal bum book, written to her bum by Hannah hot maker.

Example:
A girl was trying to bite my bum at the club!
It must have been a gemma!

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