Suburban-trauma

Trauma occurring in blatantly suburban things, ex: drunk parent at soccer practice. Often further developed by gaslighting because it’s not gang violence or it “could be worse.” Commonly in relation with parents, substance abuse, and the legal system. Additionally kids are often in denial or extremely defensive when someone brings up how that thing or event wasn’t normal.

A: “Remember that time dad drunk drove to your soccer game and got into a screaming match with grandma?”
B: “Yeah we’ve got that suburban-trauma…”

Walkie stalkie

Walkie stalkie: someone who has a creepish obsession of stalking child actor Walker Scobell. Walkie stalkies range from knowing the actors address to having cardboard cutouts and banners. In some cases it’s more perverse.

Reminder it’s not okay to sexualize celebrity minors just because you’re not an adult. It’s creepy.

Amy says she knows Walker Scobells address. She’s for sure a Walkie stalkie.