turtle

What happens when you walk around your house in boxers. Also referred to as a tip slip.

I don't think anyone noticed but I opened up all my Christmas presents with a turtle.

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The Kindergartner

1. Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

2. It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

"Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner"

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cirky

1. A circumsized peener.
2. A member of the circumsized penis club established by the Jews a long time ago.

1. Slut at party: "I'll take a penis, hold the cheese."
Cirky guy: "You mean you want a Cirky?"

2. Bro, come on board, it's never to late to become a Cirky!

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suicide bomber

Dude or chick who knowingly bangs someone with HIV and/or AIDS.

Dude, I would totally bang Magic Johnson but I'm no suicide bomber.

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earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

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chale

(CHahl-Eh)
Mexican for 'fuck that.'
Also 'chales,' or over emphasized with 'chales con nopales'.

Fat Chick: Do you wanna like, kiss my vagina?
Mexican guy: Chales con nopales!

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red wing

(REDD-winG)
verb
1. Named after the reddish, foul color of the discharge from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, it's the slang used to describe the course of action that occurs when one is so horny and filthy that they perform a sexual act with a woman (or transvestite) on their period, completely disregarding shame and health. Usually refers to the act of oral sex with a woman on her period. Is not thought of as cool or as something you would bragg to your friends about.

2. Period eating (usually accompanied by a bib or sponge).

1. (After looking at Johnny's face)
Gil: "You slob, you've eaten ribs three nights in a row, are you some kind of nigglet 'er somethin'!?"
Johnny: "Haha, of course not Gil, that's silly, I'm no nigglet! Ya see, Sue's on her cycle so I only got about two more days lef to red wing her." (dialogue taken from "Johnny Deeper--an American Poet")

2. Red winging has played a valuable role in history. Periods were thought of as a delicacy in Scandanavia during the Neolithic Period and is thought of by many historians as the origination of the red facial hair and pubic hair that haunts many Northwest Europeans today. (Columbia Encyclopedia)

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