Agua Dulce

A town that should be called "Agua Loco" instead. Agua Dulce is just 30 minutes North of butt-fuck Valencia. Everyone in Agua Dulce is crazy, and a hick. Locals hoard animals like breeders. Hardcore drug addicts come here to do their hardcore drugs thinking it will be safe and secluded, then get their tires slashed by 6'4" rednecks because usually, "they are on private property." Yuppies move to Agua Dulce to plant lavender and alfalfa... pointless.

"Yeah, I live in Agua Dulce."
"OMFG stay the fuck away from me"

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