Stillactight

A soft rock formation of dude that clings to bars, brewpubs and nightclubs, looking like Fred Durst and trying to pick up women roughly 15 years his junior.

See that stillactight hanging at the bar with the Fox hat on?

Brogus

When you’re good bro does you wrong.

Luke: Kyle’s brogus, my friend.
Chad: What’d he do? You guys are so tight.

Luke: He went climbing with my buddy Andee and didn’t invite me.

Chad: Shit. That’s not cool. Andee was your big homie.

Luke: I know.

Chad: And Andee’s a beast. I bet he crushed it.

Luke: True.