noobert

An individual who is new to the act or atmosphere of a particular activity, including PC games.

"f4660t n00b3rt 1 r l337

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helkat

an affectionate term for the students of The School of St Helen and St Katharine, and in most cases not at all relevant, as most are not hell raisers and many are not cats.

the abingdon boys dig those crazy helkats

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farting around

wasting time. doing what you ought not be doing.

Dad: What is all this "farting around?" I asked you to rake the leaves 4 hours ago!
Kids: Sorry, we had to finish our Playstation 2 game!

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poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

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manorite

what the students of the manor preparatory school in abingdon are called by st helen's girls, especially the ones on our buses. the term generally implies a loud squeaky voice which is expelled by a small, rich, blonde nine year old who refuses point-blanc to behave.

there's a really annoying manorite on my bus, actually, come to think of it, there's lots of them

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taldo

If someone is "taldo" then they are the most attractive person that he or she comes in contact with, also if your the "taldo" of your group you most likely have a better chance of getting layed. Someone who is randomly named or nicknamed "taldo" is 99% of the time superior to the person who gave him or her that name and his friends.

The fine boy with the titanic ballsack to go along with his extra long penis was the taldo of the bunch.

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finch

Jeff Cowles

A kid that looks like Finch off of the American Pie trilogy who was caught by his dad Lorne playing with his ass.

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