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Finude

The concept when you finally see a celebrity you think is hot or really like, nude or even a friend.

Generally results in euphoria, and often masturbation.

James: Dude, Bar Refaeli shot a nude photoshoot. She is finude!

Stephen: Dude, I just went from flaccid to hard in 0.1 seconds when you said that!

by GeniusBansel April 28, 2018


Drunkexcuse

A word to describe someone who gets drunk to intentionally do something they can't or wouldn't do sober, then blame it on the alcohol. Not a legitimate thing, but a phony act done to take away the responsibility from them.

"That girl totally was into me all along, but when we went out she tried to start flirting and acting drunk even though she had 5 drinks, just so she can wake up the next day and say it was the alcohol. What an awkward flirt using a drunkexcuse."

"That kid just really wanted to drop acid, but couldn't accept the weight of choosing to do so, so he got really drunk and did LSD then blamed his choice and the alcohol."

by GeniusBansel December 30, 2017


Hair Preen

A classic move done by females to stroke their hair and indicate sexual interest to a guy.

It is rarely done unconsciously as a fixer upper to look better to the guy, but moreso as an obvious communicator, a sort of code language for being into someone.

That chick totally hair preened me the other day and did it until I noticed her, and she totally wanted the dick.

by GeniusBansel December 30, 2017

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Wet Tipping

The process of sticking your dick in a women's vagina briefly for a few seconds to make your tip moist.

Done usually if the woman suddenly needs to go and you only have sex for a few seconds.

"Dude, me and Sydney were going to have sex, and I started to fuck her, but then her mom called her home cause her Grandma had a seizure. It was basically a wet tipping sort of sex only deal"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017


Weedwaves

A term to describe the frequency of use of personal use of marijuana over the years. A kid may become a stoner at first cause it's his first toke and he likes it, then he slows done, and then never uses it, before heavily smoking again, and then quitting. The pattern of one's marijuana usage over time.

"Dude, I swear my weedwaves are totally spiking now that marijuana is legal and I can basically smoke whenever I want."

by GeniusBansel December 30, 2017


Doublehander

Using both hands on a cock usually from a woman to a man for a hand job though can be applied to self pleasuring.

James "Yo Sydney was giving me a doublehander to me during foreplay yesterday"
Ian

"Yeah? My cock is so big even double handing doesn't cover the whole length?"

by GeniusBansel January 30, 2018


NDNW

Never Do Nothing With.

It is used in a context for a girl that often likes you that you'd Never Do Nothing With. Not necessarily an ugly girl, but just a girl you'd never consider any sort of sexual activity with.

Joe: Bob, I think Katy likes you.
Bob: Yeah I know that, but I'd NDNW her even though she's a six of 10. She just doesn't get me excited.

by GeniusBansel December 30, 2017