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A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.
I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow
The distance between the tips of the tentacles on an octopus.
Also used to describe the distance from your penis to your longest limb.
I walked in on Bill while he was measuring his octospan and things got weird
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While enthusically doing it doggy, you punch her butt hole.
It was the same old train until John gave me a Rusty punch. John always knows what I like.
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A pint of Coors light topped with champagne. A popular cocktail commonly ordered on new years.
Two more French slurps before midnight strikes! A French slurp always tastes better on a French kiss.
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The name for when you braid your taint hair.
The guy I was seeing didn't think I was cute until he saw my braints.
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The act of setting a boat at low throttle and leaving the helm to dance around, stand at the bow, or even enter the water (licensed ghost boaters only).
We returned the boat with a hole in the hull and had to explain that we'd been ghost boating...
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A sexual maneuver where you freeze a log of poop and then use it as a dildo in any orifice.
I don't know why Samantha likes ice logging so much.
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