Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.
"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"
Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.
"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"
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