Fecal Frank

The act of pooping into a hot dog bun and putting condiments on the poo that has now become a fecal frank. Can leave one at a BBQ for people to find.

Oh man can I have that burnt sausage. No thats a fecal frank don't bite it.

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Bagel Bomb

The act of placing a bagel into a ziplock bag, then urinating in the bag and placing it in a closet for a week or so. In a week the bagel has absorbed a lot of the urine and the urine has turned black. This can be smashed the door of your arch nemesis.

Man that bagel bomb is ripe! Yeh I am going to toss at my neighbor's door because his dog keeps crapping on my lawn.

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