instant diarrhea

A nickname for laxative products, especially Ex-Lax or citrate of magnesia.

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.

coughin' nails

A nickname for cigarettes.

You need to give up those coughin' nails, because they're not good for your health. No wonder you're always coughin'.

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