October 22nd

No masturbation day, if you do you're gay and there's no changing that.

Y'all ready for the group masturbation session today?
Wait but bro, it's October 22nd the day where masturbaiting makes you very gay and you can't change it
Oh shit alright tomorrow then

zurk

an unpleasant and egotistical person to be around

Sentence 1. Jordan became a zurk after he got a girlfriend

Sentence 2. What a zurk, I hope bad things come his way

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down