Gastrodon

"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.