A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.
Something that is engineered in a way that frustrates people normally made by a guy named Paul.
"Yo, you hear about that bridge that fell?"
"Yeah, that was some Lee Engineering"