Central Catholic

A school in San Antonio known for its drugged up, hormonal, wimpy teenage boys. This school is guaranteed to fail all of your expectations of a school that costs thousands of dollars to go to, unless your expectation is to be buttraped in the ass everyday. Bending over to pick up a pencil is, quite literally, not worth a Central Catholic student’s time: not because they are all spoiled rich white kids who vape all day, but because Jorge is always on the prowl for some fresh teenage virginity to steal and you will get AIDs, along with whatever fungus is growing in between his legs.

If you are a homosexual, spoiled, teenage boy looking to hook up with other teenage boys that go to Central or Incarnate Word, then this is the place for you.

Hey man, wanna go have gay sex with those Central Catholic kids?

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Providence

One of the best all-boys schools in San Antonio.

Central Catholic Boy: Duuuude! That Providence dude is fucking huge! Damn lemme get his number so we can work out later.

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