PLDT

A fucking useless internet carrier that only lags when you need to use it. They have agents that tracks when you need to use your internet the most and fucks it up at the worst possible time which makes anyone that uses it rage out of their minds especially when playing an online game against other players. They take joy in seeing you punch the keyboard when you are losing because of them. Fuck PLDT.

Example 1
A: Hey I just got home from school, Time to watch Netflix!
A:(Watches netflix in 144p)
A: Fucking useless PLDT!
Example 2
A: Man can't wait to play some League of Legends with my friends!
A:(Dies in game because of fucking PLDT that only lags when you're fighting for some reason and is completely normal when you're walking to lane, dead or basically any other thing that's not useful to your team's victory)
A:Fucking useless PLDT!

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Reverse Flex

A type of flex in which the flexer says something negative about himself contradictory to what is really him, (e.g. says he's stupid but he's really intelligent) in front of the guy he is flexing on who is the real stupid one and he knows it so he is being reverse flexed on.

Evan: I'm just too fat everyone will laugh at me in the gym.
Mark: OMG stop reverse flexing on me with your muscles everyone knows you go to the gym everyday.