Romeling

When you viciously and methodically masturbate 5+ a day

My parents weren't home all day, I was on pornhub romeling all day.

Has anyone seen Carlos?
Nah I didn't, he might have romeled today.

Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.