Adorableness

My boyfriend

My boyfriend is the definition of adorableness

Sōþlīċe

The Old English word for Soothly or Amen in Christianity.

"ac ālȳs ūs of yfele. Sōþlīċe."
(But deliver us from evil. Amen.)

Sloppy Dallas

You get your significant other to pack a fat lip (chewing tobacco) and suck your dick

Bro, I’m gonna get my girl to give me a sloppy Dallas.

Toileneer

A fancy name for a restroom attendant.

"Why do toileneers exist?"

Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.

"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."