Alex

Not a guy, a fucking girl who is definitely 100 percent not innocent. She's not chill alot of the time but is still there when you need her. She will always tone it back when needed and is a good friend.

Alex:"bubblegum"

Samantha

Samantha often goes by Sam and is a furry but denies it. She is very short but bully's all the boys in the yard. She is extremely stubborn but is also very caring and will always be there for you. She tends to make more people talk when she's around, especially a Noah. Sam is someone who you want to keep around

Samantha:"and titty milk is applesauce"

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Noah

Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.

Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"

Skyler

That one girl that lives in a constant state of Missouri. Has a baby daddy in Texas and for some odd reason wants 5 demon children. She is pretty fuckin cool despite liking JoJo and will be there of you need her. Is mother to the Supreme Applesauce Memelord.

Skyler:" It's spelled Skyler, people spell it with an a and it's fucking stupid"