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The eerie feeling that something has NEVER happened before.
Whoa! Vu ja de, man. This has definitely never happened before!
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The Facebook equivalent of Drunk Dialing, or drunk texting/sexting.
"Oh, man. I got wasted last night and just realized I may have been Drunkbooking late-night. No..."
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An item of clothing in which a commonly banal statement is heat transferred, silk screened or embossed across the breast bone.
"Hooter girls are notorious for their TITvertising."
Your Bitch of a Sister
"Man, my Bitchster is calling again! I'm just going to keep blowing her bitch-ass off."
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Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.
Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!
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