Penelope's are the most amazing people you could ever meet. They are funny, kind, beautiful and are always there for you. If you have a Penelope in your life, don't let them go. They are obsessed with finding out their friend's crush and then nagging them to ask them out. Penelope's are like the shining sun. They also have a dark sense of humour that can sometimes be concerning.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Penelope?
Person 2: Yeah, she's my best friend.
Person 1: Omg you're so lucky!