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A terrible new show being promoted by YouTube, and apparently by Urban Dictionary. Even though it isn't out yet, you can already tell it will be terrible seeing as it is airing on Showtime and is about a female nurse. The female nurse also seems to have a sassy attitude.
So it's a show about a nurse with a sassy attitude. Like a spin-off of Scrubs starring Carla, but prob. less funny and more srs bsnzz.
"Life is full of it's little pricks." - Nurse Jackies Tagline. Life is also full of horrible television programs.
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When you get caught illegally pirating stuff by your ISP, you have been twottened. Being twottened the first time is ok, but the second or third time, you're screwed.
Joe: AH SHIT!
Andy: What?
Joe: I got twottened.
Andy: That sucks!
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Means "nice to see you" in olde english. Can also mean "hello."
*Alex walks in*
Andrew: Hey, Alex. Yahtzee.
Alex: Sup.
*Alex walks in*
Andrew: Yahtzee, Alex.
Alex: Yahtzee.
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Means "blah" in Olde English.
Alex: *carries on boring conversation*
Dylan: *sigh* Tut tut tut...
Alex: *angry faic*
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Means "wait" in Olde English.
Mom: That's it, I am TAKING AWAY your cell phone!
Daughter: But Soft, I didn't do anything wrong!
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A ska musical collective from New York, known for showing up drunk to their shows but still being fucking amazing.
I spent 25 bucks for this BTMI ticket, and Jeff showed up drunk. Fuck BTMI, I hate life.(bomb the music industry!)
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