Your Mom

The ultimate insult of ones mother... It is played carefully into a trap, also used as an anti-dis to the persons you are speaking to. Your mom can be used in such ways listed as examples in Italics.

Almost any string of sentance can relate to a "Your mom" based statement, or insult.

Knock, knock, Whos there? Your mom

And now for the grand finale! Your moms a grand finale...

Guess what? What? YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between pig shit and an antelope? I dont know... what? Your mom

Who's that hot looking chick over there? Your mom

Some Kid: HEY YOU, GUY OVER THERE!!!
Guy over there: ?
Some Kid: YOUR MOM!
Guy over there: My mom? MY MOM!?!?!? NO SON, YOUR MOM!!!!!!!

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Ghesh-ism

Ghesh-ism is how the world will come to the end, in an orgy of self desruction and lazer beams.

The Story behind Ghesh-ism is basically the flacid penises a.k.a Elder Gods, were the soul creaters of the universe... Think about this for a moment, man has sex with woman, presto... baby. During the time through all life, people have been arguing which religion was right, while they believed in thier own, whilst fighting against the others, the Elder Gods became angry and ended up (literally) screwing the world over. And we were all banished to a frying pot where the Devil Eats us like Chiken Fajitas.

Have you seen the new testament of Ghesh?

Ghesh-ism is completely false in all origin

According to the new testament of Ghesh-ism, page 156, paragraph three, sentance four: Your Mom.

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