virtual gunfighter

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.

That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.

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WWLHOD?

What Would Lee Harvey Oswald Do? Underworld (not the video game), term used when a candidate not popular with that group, wins an election.

I wonder what that "WWLHOD?" bumper sticker on that 4x4 means?

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Wedding Cake

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

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Kentucky dog fight

The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This practice is actually outlawed in Raywick, ky.
Also known as a South Georgia hog hunt.

This is almost as much fun as a kentucky dog fight.

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prison coin purse

A term applied to a woman's vagina, when she is smuggling contraban in both her rectum and vagina, also called a matching coin purse.

That bitch is holding dope in her prison wallet and papers in her prison coin purse.

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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.

Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys

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