Ted Cruz

When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche

"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"

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