dirty water

Another word for coffee.

Especially cheap, burnt bean, low caffeine, coffee.

If I'm gonna get through this meeting, I'm gonna need another cup of dirty water.

Joe Pub

A coffee shop.

Now that cafes and coffee shops are matching bars as a popular place to hang out, it only makes sense that there should be a better name for caffeine-oriented gathering spots. Hence, Joe Pub.

You wanna meet at the Joe Pub on 3rd Street before the meeting?

or
I'm going to the Joe Pub, you want me to grab you anything to drink?