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Chomping is when a gang of tweakers go roaming around sneaking into abandon houses looking through ones mans garbage for the potential to be methheads dreams
Hey i went down yonder found some abandon trailers out there in bonapart and went chomping
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Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
Middle aged man that lives at home with his dad. Usually chauffeurs his buddy and his whore around town , until he gets tired of them both and ditches them out in the country along a gravel road. Lowkey a man whore runs through the town like a theif in the night stringing whores up in numbers on the clothes line leaving them begging for more until he gets hit with syphilis
Watch out you gona get burned if you start acting like a jimbo
Probably a mexican decent cholo that lives on a pedstool only getting by with his looks, likes to fart and smell his butt crust,gels his hair and plays head games with women for sport. Hes a real narcissist. Most likely a shallow dude whose mama never loved him enough as a child
Dude is so arrogant hes a tommy two tone for sure!
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Sneaky girl ,probably an Albright chic who is the town whore but she's so stealthy and hand picks the perfect men ,men who evidently respect her alot or fear her because they always have her back never revealing her midnight secrets . She's so scary that all dudes want to love her yet are terrified and loyal at the same time. The most descret of hoes , the one that is like Spiderman u never know her real identity,she swoops in like a thief in the night breaking mens hearts and leaving them star struck with obsession . Ask around you won't get any real information on this mystical dragon shes got a power of magic that can't be replicated - if one should ever betray her and reveal her dirty secrets or identity than they lose the ability to get an erection for life!!!! Do not scorn this women stay away from the Covert bop she will chew your man up and spit him.out like o -towns limp dick club.
She is the cities covert bop ,hard to catch don't fall in to her web!!