Jeffed

When your supporting a friend that's interested a hoe-bag who:

1. Fucks them over constantly with other guys, most likely 2 others at the same time.

2. Emotionally fucks them over on the daily
3. Is a crusty used sock
4. Uses manipulation to cuckold them
5. Is lowkey mental

Then when things look fine and they are getting better, they both double whopper you and you get taken down in the carnage.

"Damn girl. You just got jeffed"

Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

Reloo

Another name for weewoo

Weewoo (reloo), the police are coming

Locust

Definition for a boyfriend, brother, father who descends upon the kitchen ravaging the families food source.

Courtney - "Where has all the bread gone"
Billy - "I was hungry"
Courtney - "you fucking locust!!!! Must you eat everything!!!"