Coronologist

Coronologist: psychologists who only treat Covidcrazy patients through telemedicine.

I have an appointment with my Coronologist at 3pm they really help me, but I'm having a hard time understanding the telemedicine part.

I was feeling suicidal so I called my Coronologist, now I feel a little better.

CovidQuil

Lysergic acid diethylamide (a pain reliever/fever reducer), dextromethorphan HBb (a cough suppressant) and dohoxylamine sucinate (an antiherstamine) Sugar, Citric Acid, Contains Less Than 2% Of Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Artificial Flavor, Calcium Phosphate, Red 40, Blue (red flavor) {Meant to be for humor only}

The trade name Lead Zephelin.

CovidQuill Directions: Take only as directed. Only use the dose tab provided. Do not exceed 1 dose per 24 hrs. Adults & children 12 yrs & over: 30 giggles every 4 hrs, children 4 to under 12 yrs: do not use!

Drunky Weather

The feeling one has when they wake up after drinking the night before.

Man, you look Drunky Weather.
How do you feel? Drunky weather.

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CoronaQuil

Lysergic acid diethylamide (a pain reliever/fever reducer), dextromethorphan HBb (a cough suppressant) and dohoxylamine sucinate (an antiherstamine) Sugar, Citric Acid, Contains Less Than 2% Of Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), Artificial Flavor, Calcium Phosphate, Red 40, Blue (red flavor) {Meant to be for humor only}

The trade name Lead Zephelin.

CoronaQuil Directions: Take only as directed. Only use the dose tab provided. Do not exceed 1 dose per 24 hrs. Adults & children 12 yrs & over: 30 giggles every 4 hrs, children 4 to under 12 yrs: do not use!

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Scaryfied

When you are Scared and Terrorfied so much you Scaryfied!

Trump's policies leave me scaryfied!

Coronacrazy

Coronacrazy: feelings of severe despondency and dejection.
Symptoms :
1) Sleeping

2) Symptoms:

3) Feelings of helplessness and hopelessness.

3)Loss of interest in daily activities
4) Appetite or weight changes
5) Sleep changes
7) Anger or irritability
8) Loss of energy
Self-loathing
9) Reckless behavior
10) Concentration problems
11) Unexplained aches and pains

Coronacrazy: when an individual talks about the Conspiracies concerning COVID-19.

I'm worried about you going Coronacrazy, you don't sound good.

That's just Coronacrazy, you think too much.

Stop watching the news, it's making you Coronacrazy!

Poly Amy

Poly Amy:

A Girlfriend of your Girlfriend, who enjoys Having Sex Regularly with the Two of You.

Honey, is Poly Amy coming over or are we Playing, alone Tonight?

Pookie, call up Poly Amy and see if she wants to come over.