Iâm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I canât help it that Iâm popular.
Pamela may seem like a bitch but itâs only cause sheâs acting like a bitch
Sheâs so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Cindy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? Itâs so embarrassing. I donât even⦠Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Cindy was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, sheâd be like, âWhy didnât you call me back?â And Iâd be like, âWhy are you so obsessed with me
One time, Cindy punched me in the face. It was awesome.