cantcunt

Someone no matter it a male or female, who cant seem to do anything right, no matter how easy the task is they always seem to fuck up.

Wow Johnny you couldnt even tie your sho right, your such a cantcunt, I think you need to ride the short bus.

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illretarded

A word made up by a prepubescent male who tries to impress older gamers while, he, himself is getting his ass whupped all over Call of Duty 3.

Man you guys are all "illretarded", I mean if I wasnt high on ring pops i'd totally pwn you all.

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xboxtoughguy

Male, usually at the age of thirteen to sixteen. Always talking shit during and after games but if met in REAL life would fold up like a little bitch.

Fuck me? Listen you little xboxtoughguy I know where you live and i know where you sleep, so when you wake up with a crap mallet jammed in your asshole guess who came visiting.

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xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.

Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.

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xbox toughguy

Anyone who talks shit on an xbox live game who is most likey a skinny punkass who would shit themselves when they met you in REAL life.

I wish i still had a corded telephone because id hunt that xbox toughguy and strangle his sorry ass.

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eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

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ghettospeed internet

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

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