Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.

Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"

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hoser

Canadian insult, nothing to do with hockey. As any young boy can tell you, the resemblance between a penis and a hose is obvious. Therefore anyone who is a "hoser" pisses on people, figuratively speaking

(Canayjan): "We all ponied up to buy a two-four, but Kyle deked off, and drank it himself. That hoser sure hosed us. What a hosebag." (Trans.): "We all chipped in to buy a case of beer, but Kyle stole it and drank it all by himself. That prick sure screwed us over. What a bastard."

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hanky head

Term of contempt used for Sikhs and other people who wear turbans.

Freakin' hanky heads own all the 7-11's.

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