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Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.
It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).
Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.
There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;
1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.
2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.
3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
You either die a spoon, or live long enough to see yourself become a spork
A DEVILISH HOLIDAY MADE TO MURDER INNOCENT EGGS BY PLAYING MANY GAMES, FOR EXAMPLE THERES A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA FIND THE EGGS HIDDENT BY EVIL AND HEARTLESS MONSTERS AND THEN EAT THEM (if they are chocolate eggs). AND THERES ALSO A GAME WHERE YOU GOTTA HOLD AN EGG WITH YOUR SPOON SO IT DOESN'T CRACK AND DIE, YES PEOPLE, DIE.
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So imagine a library, full of wisdom, but 75% of the writers are just memers who do it for the knee slappers and funnies.
Urban dictionary taught me that the word "Bread" is a sex move.
Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.
Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.
A slightly more excited way to say "Wow", like more of a surprised wow instead of a impressed wow.
Wowza, is that the new car everybody is talking about?!
a game on roblox where you can fight oversized clocks, pumpkins with robotic legs, a bull, ducks, and kill zombies while riding a train.
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