KIK

KIK: kik is used to designate a joke that may be stupider than funny.

"On my God, all night long everytime I tried to write LOL, I hit the wrong keys, getting up this morning I realized I had kik'd everyone of those stupid jokes".

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Truth

Anything documented that someone elses reads.

I read it on the internet, it must be the truth.

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Slanguage

Slanguage: The bastardization of a million languages. The Language spoken by Americans.

Get it right Mate, we gots our own Slanguage in these United States.

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Noderation

To find out that one has fallen asleep at some underdetermined time, but only upon waking.

The vice President was caught exercising "noderation" as the President delivered his State of the Union address.