sticky pen

When a girl gets her "creme" or "pussy juice" on a pen which makes it slightly sticky

Me: Hey, Yuri where is my pen?

Yuri: Oh yeah I turned it into a slightly sticky pen

Me: What!?

Eelmo

When elmo inserts a eel into a Fortnite players asshole

I’m sending Elmo to do an eelmo

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Machina

A Racist Man

Man Bro your being Such a Machina