Dirty Rat

1. Adapted to urban environments, rats thrive in the shadows and grime.

2. Spray can in tail, the rat leaves his signature on the walls and buildings of the urban jungle.

Someone tagged the building, I smell a Dirty Rat.

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Alpha Dog

1. The leader of a pack that rolls several dogs deep.

2. No leash can hold him, and his tail wags for no one.

3. Alpha Dog's bark is in equal proportion to his bite.

He's got all the bitches- he's the Alpha Dog.

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Hackoon

1. Hackoons are sneaky critters that burrow under your firewall and store food in your hard drive.

2. They rummage through your trash bin and leave a mess on your desktop.

My desktop is a mess, I suspect a Hackoon.