Small Caulk and small earlobes
Normal Kingston G: Wow my caulk is really small
This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!
Stupid boy who doesnt pass
Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck
There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.
Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
The hottest male you will ever talk to, he has a great personality and amazing eyes. The only flaw of him is his Penis size, he has the best millimetre defeater and doesn't know how to use it!
Aiden Gelston gave me the best anal last night considering he has a twig for a cock.
This is the mother figure of Aiden Gelston. Her name is Dorine and she is a very kind and loving person. One time she baked be cookies and they tasted really good. everyone should have a mum like this!
Me: Aiden Gelston's Mum made me some cookies on the weekend
Aiden Gelston: Isn't she the best?
Me: Yes!!!!
Very freaky and loves Double Dutch Ruddering. Without this he can not perform properly in school and in life. He also cant perform the act of "Rizz" without Doing this in a week
ME: Kingston cant rizz me some hoes because he hasn't Double Dutch Ruddered in a week
Freaky Kingston G" AHHHHHHHH HELP ME