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To be âMarkledâ is when a new friend appears in your life, bombards you with attention and favor requests, once you are secure in the friendship things settle down, however, after a period of no communication you attempt to contact your friend only to be ignored and ghosted without warning, explanation and every avenue of open communication is now closed and you are effectively deleted from the friends life once you have served your purpose and are no longer of any use to her as she has now ascended the next rung of the social ladder.
Friend A: Howâs is your friend Meghan doing? Are you looking forward to her party?
Friend B: What party? Wait? Iâve texted and called her but she must be busy...
Several months later......
Friend A: Have you heard from Meghan?
Friend B: Not for months and she has deleted all the pictures of us together and is quoted as saying she doesnât know me....
Friend A: Damn, you got Markled.
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When someone throws something at your face and it luckily doesnât cause any damage but the recipient of the accidental face slam proceeds to dramatically claim theyâve been mortally wounded and you tell them to get a grip coz it didnât hurt and ask them to stop amberhearding you.
Ouch fuck, that hit my eye, Iâm blind!
Shut up, it didnât hurt, stop amberhearding me!
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Doing âA Sussexâ is being caught complaining about something that you have absolutely no right to complain about, especially continuing to complain at the most inappropriate moments. Like complaining that your luxury elite life is hard whilst on the outskirts of an impoverished African Village.
âItâs not enough to survive, you have to thriveâ And âNot many people have asked if Iâm okâ Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle whilst on tour of African village.
Friend A: Iâve just told Megs Iâve been diagnosed with cancer and my hairs falling out. She said she could relate because she had this really stubborn corn on her foot and it prevented her from wearing her new shoes.
Friend B: Seriously, WTF, comparing your diagnosis with her f**king corn, what a Sussex.